Poor Marketing Managers at Drake University!

Drake University needs a new marketing manager! Although they are not accepting applications, their most recent enrollment campaign proves the changing of the guard will soon take place. While most universities encourage students to strive for excellence, the most recent Drake University advertisements suggest that the establishment not only accepts by condones sup-par performance and D+ GPA's.

What does this mean for skiers? That you can attend Drake in the Summer and Fall, maintain the socially acceptable D+ average, and shred all winter long. For the more academically inclined, be advised that ski careers do not last forever and having cognitive skills are far more profitable than sliding on snow.


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